Scenes We’d Like to See Dept.
After All-Star Boston Red Sox Closer Jonathan Papelbon received death threats from furious Yankee fans during the All-Star Game Parade in New York yesterday, an outraged University of Minnesota Professor P.Z. Myers denounced them as “demented f*&%wits” on his blog and openly asked Sox fans everywhere to send him mementos of ‘any active or legendary Yankee player’ so that he could post digital pictures of himself defecating on them for his blog.
News at 11.