Anthony Lane dismembers Angelina Collagen’s Jolie’s new movie, Wanted.
Is it me, or is she starting to resemble those mannequins that famed Italian horror film director Mario Bava put to such good use in his classics, Black Sunday and Black Sabbath?
The lighting in that shot is scary enough to make them both look like mannequins, and I don’t even have any complaint with James MacAvoy’s looks.
I think the secret fantasy of women all over the country is that Angelina will blow up like a blimp during her last month of pregnancy and never be able to get the weight off.
As Dr. McCoy once said on Star Trek, “I’d pay real money” to see that!