“Why the hell is everyone cheering?” asked a guy in an Alex Rodriguez jersey,and it’s a hell of a good question. We have grown used to the sound of Yankeesfans engineering hostile takeovers of Shea Stadium during Subway Series.We have even heard the occasional night in the Bronx when Mets fans can out-shoutthe natives.

But Red Sox fans? Here?

Next thing you know there’ll be dogs and cats…living together…total chaos….

A stunned NY Sports writer.